Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
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mac or pc? sry i use barbie
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#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
sexual orientation: nintendo
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trying to remember my old passwords more like
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said no black child that is still with us (via metr0link)
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my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin
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